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Wednesday 19 November, 2008
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catch a lion

Newton 's Method

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

 

 

Einstein Method

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

 

 

Software Engineer Method

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

 

 

Indian Police Method

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

 

 

Rajnikanth Method  

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

 

 

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

 

 

 

Karan Johar Method (director)

Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

 

 

Yash Chopra method (director

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

 

 

Govinda method

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

 

 

Menaka Gandhi method

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

 

 

George bush method

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

 

 

Ravi Shastri method

Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders

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